Salem News: A Riddle

Salem State University's expansion plans seems to be getting too big for their neighbors' britches. It's not a case if "Not in MY backyard" , It's more like "Not in EVERYBODY'S backyard"- My cartoon as published in the 09/30/2014 SALEM NEWS.

Yes….Yes, He Is……

From Those Shocking Seventies…

Funky Rat, Woofer, and Tweeter from Sid and Marty Krofft's THE BUGALOOS.
Never could figure out what EXACTLY Woofer and Tweeter were supposed to be…robots? Walking speakers? Radio parts?

Happiness Is….

Happy 78th Birthday, Jim Henson (and Steve Whitmire)

The Family Intellectual

Cousin Itt from THE ADDAMS FAMILY.

Let It Go

Something cold off the tablet. (A cold tablet?)

Salem News: Gambling Losses

It seemed like a sure win to grant the first Massachusetts Casino License to Suffolk Downs in Revere,, close to Boston, plenty of space, public transportation, the support of many North Shore Community leaders,,But suddenly the Gaming Commission voted to grant the license to the more out of the way city of Everett instead! Was there a fix? My cartoon as published in the 09/22/2014 SALEM NEWS.

Honko

Well, what ELSE would you call him?

Avast, Ye Lubbers!

I Meow, You Meow, We All Meow For…

Cereal Killer

Not that he's killing a cereal as much as he IS a cereal.

Why You Should Never Throw Peanuts Down The Toilet

Orko's Favorite Uncle

Remake of an earlier drawing. I wonder what normal people do on a Saturday night?

Spider-Man Meets Volstagg

"Nuff said.

Teabag Seahag

Another Popeye joke off the tablet.

Pat Robertson: Holy ****!!

Was going thru news sites, found this guy, 700 Club's Pat Robertson, said something extremely stupid again. This idea came into my head. I'm sure i'll get flamed ONE way or the other. I can't believe the bull that comes out of these so-called religious people, much less there are STILL people eager to listen to them. I thought the public would have learned their lessons about televangelists back in the Jim and Tammy scandal days in the eighties.  Just sad.

Wander Over Yonder

The Original Butt-Head

Just goofing around on the tablet tonight. It's that time of year, and Monster cereals are already on the store shelves. I couldn't help wondering: What were they thinking when they designed Franken Berry? I mean, They want you to think his head his shaped like a strawberry, but in reality , it's actually a huge, pink A---- well, butt. Anyways…Somehow i can't help but speculate if General Mills has been laughing at us for at least thirty-odd years!

The Latest Farming Equipment

Blog Post 600: Oscar Meets Popeye

Six Recent Rejections

Some recent cartoons I submitted to the SALEM NEWS but weren't accepted.

Salem News: The DeMoulas Epilogue

How apt for Labor Day! The DeMoulas supermarket saga has reached its climax. A sort-of-epilogue cartoon I drew as published in the 09/01/2014 SALEM NEWS.