King Kong Phooey

Silly Sketch. If anyone expects high art on THIS blog, they're gonna be sadly mistaken.

Michael Pence

My take on the Vice President and Donald Trump's Altar Boy. Obviously He's praying for Trump's impeachment.  You may think I'm being mean here, but I have little trust in folks who want use the government to enforce their specific religious values onto the entire country. As our founding fathers noted, Church and State should be separate.

Cute 'N' Cuddly Cobras

The next toy sensation. Yeah, right.

For Art's Sake: Good God, Charlie Brown!

I know PEANUTS satires are nothing new.( this one appeared in the COMICS BUYER'S GUIDE in 1997) I'm not sure how I came up with this one, but I do know that although I thought PEANUTS was a good strip, the treatment of Charlie Brown often was a bit too much for me to take. (maybe due to I got a TON of that similar treatment in real-life during my own childhood) I've always wondered (or wished) what would happen If good ol' Charlie Brown ever reached his limit. (which sadly, seems to be happening with real-life people way too often these days) In any case, since the PEANUTS movie is coming soon…I really liked how I drew the last panel, with my talking easel Monet giving that Schulz-like smirk.

McDonalds Character Revamps

With the recent McDonald's commercials with the modernized Hamburglar, I wondered how some of the other classic McDonaldland characters might look. So….

The Grimace.

Captain Crook.

Birdie the Early Bird. I'm sure a lot of Furries fans will be happy with this one.

Disney Theme Park Dalek

Cat Inna Hat

You were expecting Mike Myers?

Making A Gookie

Another old character concept. Back in the day, I was a big Marx Brothers
afficiando. (Though I preferred the original edgy paramount films to the way softened MGM ones) And yes, Harpo was my favorite. I actually fooled around with this concept based on Harpo I called "The Gookie", which was basically Harpo pared down to little more than his props. Gookie could produce any prop out himself, or contort his body as needed, (Though not to the degree of PLASTIC MAN, or like that) You never saw any more "body" than his head. Bizarre at least, but only short-term appeal at most. Word of advice, though: If you ever come across a copy of Harpo's Biography; HARPO SPEAKS! Read It! Harpo's real life was even weirder and more fun than the actual movies he starred in!

It's A Bird…

Let the Flames Begin!

Worship Him. You Know You Want To.

Truth In Media

Feeling unfair and unbalanced tonight. In short, nothing new.

Happy Father's Day! (And so's yer old man!)

Sentiment has nothing to do with this..But otherwise, isn't it OBVIOUS?? Can't figure out who the mother could be, though..probably hiding in shame...

Oh,Joy! Oh, Rapture!

Published on the BOSTON WEEKLY DIG website 05/22/2011.
God explains why the rapture didn'ttake.