How To Milk A Story:

Published in the 05/31/2012 SALEM EVENING NEWS: Based on a true story. Little over a week ago a her of cows wandered off their field, crashed a backyard party, and helped themselves to the beer, knocking over the cans, cups, and even the plastic bin the party hosts were using to store it in and lapped up all they could.According to one of the party hosts, "They seemed to prefer the Bud Light over the Miller Light". That inspired this follow-up...